First and foremost, I KNOW "DUTCHESS" is spelled wrong. However, being the Dutchess of Dorkville, it seems appropriate. So there.
I am also a member of the Royal Court. I paid my dues for life. They gave me the village of DORKVILLE, with my own little castle. I have a pool, but they won't let me have any gators to put in there.
I hope you enjoy the writings of a Dutchess. Please wear your helmet when reading as I am quite accident prone. I will not be held responsible for any flying objects that are a result of one of my accidents.
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