Catching Up And Something You Need To See

I returned from a vacation of clear blue water, palm trees,beaches and rum, just in time to run smack into the worst goddamn blizzard since 1979.

26 motherfucking inches of snow fell within 24 hours, it brought 60 - 80 mph winds with it, causing 15ft+ snowdrifts.

Beautiful Lake Michigan had 25 ft seas. That is unheard of. That was that Mother nature welcoming me back home. Bitch

The gods, not to be outdone, blessed me with a double ear infection and bronchitis. Saturday I was at the Doctor's office whimpering, wheezing and begging for him to make it all stop. 2 antibiotic and some ear drops later, I feel like shit. Fabulous.

I am completely deaf in my left ear, which is not always a bad thing around this place. However, because of said ear, everything I do, breathing, chewing, drinking and etc... is amplified in my own head, and quite frankly, getting on my fucking nerves.

So, while I go back to the couch, I need you all to head over to Mama still Wears Gucci

She is upset, sickened, and desperate , as are the rest of us, to get the word out and shed some light on something called "DD" or Domestic Discipline. This is a disgusting form of abuse that some are trying to disguised as a "lifestyle choice". Bullshit. Please go to Mama Gucci's now.

Six Days Ago

Steph at Babes Rocking Miami sent out a call for help. Will you all respond?

One of the most horrendous things that could ever happen to a family, happened. No Mother, Father, Grandparent, family should ever have to go through something like this....

THORNTON, Colo. -- A 1½-year-old boy was run over and killed in the driveway of an in-home day care Thursday afternoon.

Thornton police said they found the boy suffering from severe head trauma in the driveway at 9221 Jackson St. at 4:42 p.m. The child, identified as Riley Lawyer, was pronounced dead at a local hospital.

The owner of the day care, 34-year-old Robyn Miller, was backing out of her driveway when she struck the child, said Thornton police spokesman Matt Barne. Miller was going to pick up some other kids and she thought she had loaded all the children into the vehicle, but obviously missed Riley, Barnes said.

As she was backing out, she knew she ran over something but she did not know what she hit, police said. When she got out she found Riley underneath the vehicle.

"She drove physically over the child. The child was not pinned," Barnes said.

Police said drugs or alcohol are not suspected in the accident.

Miller is "devastated," Barnes said.

The boy's mother was driving from work, on her way to pick up her son, when the accident happened, his family members said.

My grandson is the very same age, and I just cannot imagine. I know it's Christmas time, and we are all strapped for cash, busy, and more busy. However, if everyone of us could send just ONE dollar, we can make a difference for this family struggling to deal with the unthinkable.

Click the button for more information.


If you don't use Paypal or your credit cards on the Internet, you can mail your donation directly to the bank that has a memorial fund set up at the following address...

Riley Daniel Lawyer Memorial
Wells Fargo Bank
9828 GRANT ST
Thornton, Colorado 80229

Think of your children, grandchildren, nieces, nephews, or any other child you love. Then think of how you would feel should the unthinkable ever happen.

My Christmas wish is to stuff the donation box until it overflows. If you just can't donate, maybe you can send a card or short letter. Just something to let them know they are not alone, and that we all are grieving their loss.

Thank you lovers. Thank you so much.

Future Leaders? We Are So Fucked

Whenever I check out at the grocery store, I always grab one of those little slips that add an extra dollar amount to my bill for the local charity. The Duke gives me shit about this all the time.

Duke: "You know you're probably paying for blow and cheap strippers for some fat ass with a bad toupee.," "The amount that actually goes to the needy is 1/2 a goddamn penny."

Me: "I'm buying warm jammies and juicy boxes for homeless babies, so shut your heartless whore mouth AND LET ME HAVE MY DELUSIONS, ASSCLOWN."

Tonight, while the cashier was scanning the donation slip thing, the bagger's face seemed to show a teeny bit of forced interest.

Bagger: "What are those paper slip things?"

Cashier: "It's a donation card."

Bagger: "Oh. I thought it was a coupon."

Ok, I'm mildly interested in where this might go...

Me: "A coupon for what, sweetie?"

Bagger: "That place, you know, The Food Bank."

I smell blog material, so I decided to let this play out.

I make a lot of stupid fucking decisions.

Me: "Do you know what the Food Bank is?"

Bagger: "It's a bank. Where they keep food, ya know? The name says it all, lady."

Me: *blink* *blink* *blink* "How old are you?"

Bagger: "Almost twenty!"

About this time, I noticed another young employee now standing behind the first bagger.

Bagger #2: "Dude! You musta got your friggin' PhP or PC or whatever in 'stupid'! Ha!"

Me: "Just fucking fabulous."

These assholes will, eventually, be running our country.

Me: (turning to the cashier) "Can you hold my cart, please? I forgot the goddamn whiskey, and that just won't do."

HNT #2

Ok kids, it is time to play with Osbasso and company.

However, this week, there is also something very special to participate in that kind of goes hand in hand with HNT. The ninth annual


It's a fundraiser for Breast Cancer research. In the past 8 years they have raised over $64,000. Go check it out RIGHT HERE .

Since I am all about helping to rid the human race of this awful disease, I am submitting this picture of my ladies. Good posture and a great bra can make even my old saggy boobies look outfuckingstanding!

Happy HNT everyone!