Holiday HNT and Wishes

I figured I'd bring a little nudity back to Dorkville for the holidays.

But first, the Great and Powerful Os has given us a small assignment for this one.

We are to pick three bloggers/HNTers that you'd give Christmas wishes/gifts to, with unlimited means and resources. I'm going old school on this one.

My three are no longer doing HNT, and most don't blog anymore either. Some of you old timers will know of whom I speak. The rest of you may have to comb Os' early archives for these HNT Hotties of Christmas past.

My first thought was of a Blogger called Muse. A blonde bombshell with a passion for pit bulls and the outdoors. She is gutsy, sexy, and always feisty. Remember her HNT pics from the hotel window in New York City? H.O.T! I would give her a huge house, a special device so she can talk, everyday, to her son who is about to be shipped off to the Middle East, and an endless supply of money to rescue all the pit bulls she wanted. Then she could come back to blogging/HNT with no worries.

My second gift goes to a hopeless romantic with a heart of gold and will of steel. Real Live Woman's Simply Leen is smart, funny, and gorgeous. Unfortunately, her Prince Charming turned out to be a toad. She moved back to California, went back to school, and working her ass off at a job she likes. Her words are almost as captivating as her eyes. I'd give her 4 front row concert tickets to any show she wanted to see for the rest of her life. This Simply Sexy Woman needs music as much as she needs the air she breathes.

The third and final gift goes to a guy I found on a Winding Crooked Trail. Edge is a cut above the rest when it comes to writing and photographs. I think he still blogs every once in a blue moon, but I do miss his sexy-artistic HNT photos. I think I'd give him the gift of time. Edge had a health scare, found his beautiful red-headed soul mate, married her, and then battled a county, or two, to be with her. They both have had more than their share of life's sucker punches and deserve the next 100 years to be blissfully happy.

Merry Christmas readers and HNTers of Christmas Past and Present.

The "girls" and I hope your holidays will be merry and bright. Not feeling merry or bright? Then I hope you have enough spiked eggnog to get through it. Or at least some sexy Christmas fun... Ho-Ho-Ho!

Happy

Halloween HNT

It Thursday so it's time for


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I give you, my Halloween HNT.
I'm No Angel

There is lots of Half-Nekkid goodness running about the Internet today. Go over and give our fabulous host Os a Halloween hello.

HNT #4 EYE See You

Welcome to Thursday's favorite play along...

The eyes have it... Well, that's if by "it" you mean wrinkles.

Bite me, I'm one jolly fucking bitch, and those are well earned smile lines.

Now, go give the Great Os, our host, some love.

HNT #3 - She's Got Legs

The Duke declares this, "A sexy pair of stockings and great fucking legs."


For more Half-Nekkid-ness, click the blue button, and don't forget to give the host, a little love too. Thanks Os!

HNT #2

Ok kids, it is time to play with Osbasso and company.

However, this week, there is also something very special to participate in that kind of goes hand in hand with HNT. The ninth annual


It's a fundraiser for Breast Cancer research. In the past 8 years they have raised over $64,000. Go check it out RIGHT HERE .

Since I am all about helping to rid the human race of this awful disease, I am submitting this picture of my ladies. Good posture and a great bra can make even my old saggy boobies look outfuckingstanding!

Happy HNT everyone!

History, HNT and Osbasso

I've decided this post will be a bit serious and then a bit sexy, but probably not the funny you have come to expect here. Don't worry hookers, the funny will be back tomorrow.

Now, it's time for a brief lesson on Dutchess History. Some of you know this is a fairly new blog, and it is.

Most of you don't know that I'm an old timer in the blogging world. I had a blog from early 2005 until 2008. I then took a year plus hiatus due to illness, family, stress and burnout.

It's hard to be 100% you when your family, co-workers and 3D life friends find and read your personal blog. Not that I have anything to hide, it's just that when I would post HNT, or bitch about work, or tell a hilarious anecdote about home, family and etc..., someone was bound to take things out of context, get hurt, upset or offended.

When that happened, I found myself becoming inhibited, censored, and trapped in a place that use to make make happy, but had become a place where I no longer wrote with abandon, but instead, worried about everyone else. It was fucking exhausting!

I keep my old blog up, and sporadically post every few months. I have kept in touch with a few really great blog friends, and try to keep up with the old bloggers that are still blogging around.

One bloggy friend, however, never stopped asking me to come back to blogland. I went back and forth debating if I wanted to blog again.

Then I was kidnapped, drugged, threatened and forced by a Queen to take my place in the Royal Family and get back to work decided to come back.

However, I missed the freedom of the anonymity of early blogging. I missed writing without pause and having a place to be just me.

So, I went for a new name, and new digs, and voila, here I am. (you lucky bastards).

I use to LOVE playing Half-Nekkid Thursday, and after visiting Gucci Mama and seeing that Os is still doing the amazing HNT, I decided that I'm jumping back on that wagon.

Behold! The Dutchess' first (kind of)

Meet the ladies...All mine, all original!


Now, click that little blue button up there and go give Os some sugar.