Because It Says Its A Party

Maybe the title should have been,
Everyone and Their Fucking Mother Is Doing This Blog Bash Shit

Apparently, some teen named, Brittnay Ciara is throwing a goddamn blog bash. I don't know what kind of voodoo-snake oil, white witch poxing abilities, this kid has, but she somehow convinced my Sister and my Skanky Niece to participate.

All I know is that if those two whores are taking time to do it, there must be good booze. That means, the Dutchess is in too, because, well...obviously, I'm all about the booze.

Apparently there are fucking rules for this blog bash, but I've never been about rules. We are suppose to tell you about who we are.

Um well, hmmm. I am a Dutchess that comes from a fucking nutjob fierce Royal Family . I'm married to the Duke, have 3 kids, 2 dogs, saggy tits, hammy arms, and an SUV. I drink, smoke, toke, cuss, and have an obsession with shoes. Trouble, injury, stray cats and assholes seem to follow me as I stumble through my daily life here in Dorkville. It is what it is, bitches.

There are questions for this first goddamn post I'm suppose to answer, so here we go...

1.) Why do you blog?
Because if I kept all of this Dutchess-y goodness to myself, the land of blog would be seriously lacking.

2.) What do you blog about?
Any goddamn thing I want to. I usually dazzle my readers with my drunken drivel witty comments and insight.

3.) What do you find to be the biggest reward you get from blogging?
REWARD???? THERE IS A GODDAMN REWARD FOR BLOGGING? WTF!!!! WHOMEVER FORGOT TO TELL ME ABOUT THIS REWARD SHIT IS GOING TO GET THE HELL BEAT OUT OF THEM. SOMEONE BETTER SEND ME THE RULES ABOUT THIS REWARD SHIT.

4.) How long have you been blogging?
Apparently not long enough to know about the motherfucking reward shit. I started blogging in 2004, then stopped, and was then forced at gun point to start blogging again.

5.) Let's hear the story behind your blog title! :)
I had a contest because I am much to drunk, lazy, high busy to sit around and come up with a name.

Ok, that is it for now. This damn Blog Bash started on Monday, but I'm always on Dutchess time, so suck it. At least I put in a goddamn appearance. Click the button if you'd like to join the Bash. Now fuck off asshats. I hear a cold Corona calling my name. .. the skanky ho better have a goddamn lime.