Hop, Stumble, WTF?

Ok kids, The Queen has commanded that we all do some blog hoppity shit. Since I've witnessed her get pissed off and feed people to the gators in the moat outside her fucking castle, I'm playing her little Hippity Hoppity Game.

Because I'm drunk, stoned, waxing my hooha and don't have the clear vision or energy to fucking do the Mr. Linky shit blog/button/techie bullshit challenged, if you want to play, or know more about it, click on the Hippity Hoppity Game link up there.

Here are my 5 hoppity spots...
GO....READ...NOW. They are funny as hell. I promise you won't be disappointed.

Plus, if you don't go and read my top five, I'll have to sick my Kansas Posse on your ass. And THAT, my friend, is one scary bunch of bitches!

In no particular order....







The Blog O' Cheese

The Redhead Ranting

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Also, my skanky little niece wants to be Prom Queen. Push her button and for fuck sake, VOTE for her!
If she doesn't win, we will have to deal with the sure to follow, drunken super binge. Last time that happened, that included: lost panties, a bar brawl, a high speed chase, missing teeth (not hers!), lots of slurred cussing, the Po-po, and a run for the boarder. Please, vote and vote often!


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My work here is done. Time for a Taco Bell run, and a beer.