Just a quick post to let you know I am on my way to Milwaukee to see the Tim McGraw concert at Summerfest. You know what the means, right? No?
Well, asshats, let me spell it out for you...
Milwaukee is known as being the beer & brat capital of the world. Obvious beer & brat fart jokes aside, it's not a bad place.
However, mix in the Dutchess, a hot summer day, too many goddamn people, and some bitch cutting in front of me while I'm waiting in the line at the cream puff stand, (which, by the way, is just asking for me to shank your dumb ass) and you know what you get?
A. The Dutchess, the Po-Po, a court date and tales of how she out maneuvered Big Bertha during her stay at the Big House.
B. Sweet pics of Tim McGraw's tight ass, with blog posts from the road because I used my
I figure it's a win win situation for you assholes. Tune in tomorrow kids, for the rest of the Dutchess' new adventure.