Friday, June 25, 2010

Tough Shit, I work on my own schedule

Drunk, but alive. Y'all are just going to have to wait for the real post. My drunken double vision is fucking with me.

Oh, quit your goddamn complaining ass clowns! You'll get a real post sometime today!

I will tell you that Tim McGraw? So fucking hot. I did take a ton of great pics, but you bitches will have to wait. Tough shit, I make the rules around here.

I'm not saying if I had all of the under garments I left home with still on at the end of the night. But I do have a few stories to tell, Of course.

For now the Dutchess needs a nap, a hot bath and a funny cigarette.

In the meantime, head over to my Sister's blog and to my nieces blog . Those bitches are fucking going head to head in a Prom Queen competition. Grab a drink, pull up a chair and hold on to your ass because THIS should be good.

Later assbags!


  1. I told you Tequila makes your clothes fall off.. You never listen to me.. I at least hope you put those panties in the glove box of the corvette before you went in.. I PAID A LOT FOR THOSE FUCKERS!

  2. Love what the queen had to say to you.

    Tequila also makes one think theyr'e funnier than they actually are.

    Don't ask me how I come to know that...

  3. Mom gave me the go ahead to 'swallow' just for this occasion... I got this shit in the bag!

  4. OH AND...

    Did you notice how well I clean up when the Queen doesn't have me slutting it up for Gin and Gator food???

    Thanks for whoring me out for Prom Queen.