Oh, quit your goddamn complaining ass clowns! You'll get a real post sometime today!
I will tell you that Tim McGraw? So fucking hot. I did take a ton of great pics, but you bitches will have to wait. Tough shit, I make the rules around here.
I'm not saying if I had all of the under garments I left home with still on at the end of the night. But I do have a few stories to tell, Of course.
For now the Dutchess needs a nap, a hot bath and a funny cigarette.
In the meantime, head over to my Sister's blog and to my nieces blog . Those bitches are fucking going head to head in a Prom Queen competition. Grab a drink, pull up a chair and hold on to your ass because THIS should be good.
Later assbags!
I told you Tequila makes your clothes fall off.. You never listen to me.. I at least hope you put those panties in the glove box of the corvette before you went in.. I PAID A LOT FOR THOSE FUCKERS!
ReplyDeleteLove what the queen had to say to you.
ReplyDeleteTequila also makes one think theyr'e funnier than they actually are.
Don't ask me how I come to know that...
OH AND...
ReplyDeleteDid you notice how well I clean up when the Queen doesn't have me slutting it up for Gin and Gator food???
Thanks for whoring me out for Prom Queen.