Tuesday, June 22, 2010

I am the Dutchess and I demand your attention!

Joke sis.. you know better than to ever give me the keys to your kingdom.

Folks.. I want to introduce you to my baby sister. She has been begging forever to have a bloggy..so, here it is..

Like myself, you will never know what is gonna come out of her damn mouth. It will ALWAYS be funny.. but.. still.. I'm saying... no drinking coffee or tea while reading her blog.

The bitch has cost me at least two computers because I spit tea all over them and they sizzled to their death..

She will tell you tales of her endless clumsiness. She is worse than I am. We do have a full fledged case of the CLUMSY GENE... I think we get it from toooo much gin.. but I could be wrong...

So,, welcome her ass...or she will get all pissy about how I held her up until I had followers and now she's way behind and is gonna have to work twice as hard to get half as much... actually the bitch writes so well I figure I needed a head fucking start!

So,, BABY SISTER... let it rip....


1 comment:

  1. I LOVE LOVE LOVE this. Thank you, and you're bottle of liquor is on it's way. I heart your face.