BSF---- All About The Ef-you-see-kay

It time for.......


Today is brought to you by the word, FUCK.

There are many people that refuse to say the word fuck. Maybe they don't realise that there are very few words that have the versatility of "fuck". Besides its obvious sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations.

Because I fucking rock, I am going to show you how you can use this word in almost any situation.

As a greeting --- "How the fuck are you?"

Fraud ---"I was fucked by the Burger King Drive Through...AGAIN"

Dismay --- "Oh, fuck it."

Trouble ---"Well, I guess I'm fucked again."

Aggression ---"Fuck you!!!"

Disgust ---"Fuck me!!!"

Confusion, Curiosity or Disbelief ---"What the fuck....?"

Difficulty ---"I don't understand this fucking thing."

Despair --- "Fucked again."

Good Job -- "Congratufuckinglations."

Desperation ---"Fuckityfuckfuckfuck."

Incompetence ---"He fucks up everything."

Disappointment --- "This fucking fucker is fucked."

Intelligence ---"He's a fucking genius."

Dismissal ---"Why don't you go outside and play hide-and-go-fuck-yourself?"

Displeasure ---"What the fuck is going on?"

Lost ---"Where the fuck are we?"

Disbelief ---"Unbefuckinglievable!!!"

Retaliation ---"Up your fucking ass!!!"

Laziness ---"He's just a fuck-off."

Pain ---"Fuck ! that hurt."

Pleasure ---"Oooooooh Fuuuuuuck Yesssssssss"

Love ---"Do ya Fuck on first dates?"

Starting a relationship ---"Let's fuck now!"

Surprise ---"What the fucking hell was that?"

Admiration ---"Nice fucking tits!"

Stupid person ---"Dumbfuck!"

Hate ---"You Fucking asshole!"

Condemnation ---"Fuck that shit!"

Disappointment ---"That's not fucking fair."

A poker hand ---"A Royal Fuck."

Ignorant person ---"Fuckstick."

Denial ---"I didn't fucking do it."

Perplexity "I don't know fuck about it."

Apathy ---"Who gives a fuck" or "I don't give a fuck".

Confusion ---"What the fuck just happened?"

Resignation ---"Oh fuck it."

Suspicion ---"Who the fuck are you?"

Panic ---"Let's get the fuck out of here!"

Directions ---"Fuck off."

Sex ---"Let's fuck."

Maternal ---"Motherfucker."

Incestuous --"Motherfucker."

Ambiguity ---"I'm not so fucking sure."

Agreement ---"Absofuckinglutely."

Questioning Authority ---"Who the fuck do you think you are?"

Hypocrisy ---"Don't you dare fucking swear at me you fucking fucker."

Praising the Lord ---"Jesus Fucking Christ."

I have a headache ---"Go fuck yourself."

Refusal ---"Oh you can fuck right off."

Pissed off ---"Fuck the fucking fuckers!"

Be quiet ---"Shut the fuck up."

Ostentation ---"He's just bought a big, fuck-off Mercedes."

Sensuousness ---"She was wearing a pair of red leather, fuck-me shoes."

Confidence ---"Fuckin' A I'm right"

Rage ---"Motherfucking fuckers!"

Impressed ---"That was fucking amazing."

Oral sex after 20 years of marriage ---"Fuck you!" (while passing each other in the hall)

Bewilderment or Ignorance ---"Fuck if I know."

Threatening ---"I'm gonna fuck you up!"

Annoyance ---"Fuck off, kid, you bother me."

Annoyance ---"Oh for fuck's sake, what now?"

Pissed off ---"Fuck you, you fucking fuckwad."

Tardiness ---"It's ten-fucking-thirty already?"

Broken down car --"Sir, the fucking thing is a broken down piece of fucking shit."

Professional appraisal of mechanical failure ---"Yep, it's fucked."

Calling someone ---"Yo, fuck face!"

Minors ---"Fucklings."

Morons ---"Fucktards."

Completely naked ---"fucking Buck-ass naked"

Low intelligence---" Fuckwit"

A name for the penis-- Fuckstick (like "I'm going to jam my fuckstick right up your ass")

Thanks ---"Fuck you very much."

Some of the above are mine, and others I jacked from other places. Yes, I know this is a lazy post. Too fucking bad. My foot is swollen, I'm on painkillers, and my fingers are stiff because I'm fucking cold.

I'm living in my denial that summer is really over and refuse to turn the fucking heat on in September. (FUCK YOU Mother Nature)

I'll see you all back here on Sunday for more Drunken Bathtub Reflections.




PS...I found a new favorite blog. I you like the Royal Family's blogs, I think you'll like Green_Eyed Brat too. I think she is a long lost relative. No one can be that snarky and say fuck that many times without being related to us some how.
Go read her