Ok gang, it is
They are having a send off for everyone's favorite Royal Hooker, The Crazy Brunette. They have asked for stories and other things. I have so many stories, but if I tell you, I'd have to kill you.
Lucky for you assclowns, I have had a goddamn, king size headache all fucking day and my Ninja Killing Skillz are all askew.
So, instead, I am leaving you with my most Favorite CB post EVER. Enjoy!
I Fake Dainty Like I Fake Orgasms