Monday, January 10, 2011

Guest post from the Queen!

FIRST,, YOU NEED TO GO READ THIS SO YOU UNDERSTAND WHY THE QUEEN IS MAKING A GUEST POST ON THE DUTCHESS' BLOG..
otherwise, you're just going to be here going WTF?
(that's right bitches, I have the keys to Dutch's castle!)

Years ago,, a band of three little bloggers was formed..they were..
fw

PTW

 jdib

After several years of blogging, their little family of ROYALS.. started to grow...
First,, they adopted the PRINCESS OF ASS, TRASH, AND CLASS
One Crazy Brunette Chick

AND THE DAME OF THE PENIS PLATTER AND HER SIR



IT WASN'T LONG BEFORE THEY KNEW THEY NEEDED A BARTENDER.. so they hired

Just Jen

THEN WITH ALL THE MOVING..THE GATORS GOT SICK SO THEY HIRED A VET



As the Royals became bigger and the tension over the beer tab crown kept rising.. we decided we needed some security. We made them apply..and our readers voted.. the top five were..as follows..and we hired them..

BWS tips button >Bloggy Blog Designz One Crazy Brunette Chick


PWT GOT ALL KINDS OF PISSED OFF THAT SHE DIDN'T HAVE HER OWN BODY GUARD..AND HIRED ONE OUT OF HER OWN FUNDS.. SO WE GOT..

Masks No More


AFTER SEVERAL DUI'S THE ROYALS HAD, HAD ENOUGH OF BIG BERTHA AND WE HIRED A DAMN DRIVER

Drinks With The Diva


ONE DAY WE SOBERED UP FOR A MINUTE.. AND REALIZED WE DID NOT HAVE A DRUG DEALER THAT COULD GET OUR XANEX TO US AT A DISCOUNT. It was at that point that we turned to MOMMY KICKING CANCER'S ASS. cause we knew with all the treatments she was going through.. she could get us anything we wanted... so we hired her..We call her Candy Girl..



THEN THE OTHER NIGHT,, WE WERE BREAKING IN THE DAMN SKANK HOOKERS ON THE LOWER EAST SIDE..AND REALIZED THEY NEEDED A LITTLE HELP WITH THE MAKEUP.. SO WE HIRED A MAKE UP ARTIST..

Randomness that Sparkles

then, OUR BARTENDER GOT MUGGED TWICE.. SO WE HIRED GUCCI TO GUARD HER

One Crazy Brunette Chick

Then, last night.. CB got a hair up her ass.. Got all up in arms that she did not have her own personal body guard damn little pussy girls and hired her own body guard..That is how THIS DUDE got into the family.
I THINK THAT PRETTY MUCH COVERS THE ROYAL HOUSE...I DON'T THINK I LEFT ANYTHING OUT.. BUT IF I DID.. THE BITCHES WILL LET ME KNOW..
THE QUEEN..


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5 comments:

  1. I think we need to meet somewhere.

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  2. I plan on stealing this for my Royal Family page... Just so you bitches know!

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  3. You know the castle is getting full when The Queen starts forgetting people!

    Umm... You CANT forget The Brat! Just because CB is back does not mean I'm giving up the one person who can smuggle me into a country with warm sandy beaches!

    I demand you edit this to include The Brat. I know the Dutch is going to agree with me because you know we don't raise the 'good shit' in the States. All the primo good stuff is south of the border!

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  4. I didn't forget her.. But she was not up and running when I did this to surprise the Dutchess...

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