Hi folks, our beloved Dutchess fell last night and hurt her hip and hand. She will be ok, except we had to hire someone to bake brownies and hold her wine glass.
It appears the hand she fractured is in fact her smoking hand, so we have also provided her with a man to hold her special smokes for her.
The doctors have patched her up and she is mending, but could be a bit before she is able to type.
Bitch had enough problems typing with two fucking hands.
We are concerned that she will want to keep the cabana boy that holds her ciggies for her long after she heals, but we're thinking it will be well worth the cost.
If she has someone to hold her wine while she types,, she can sip,, and blog twice as fast..
Don't forget to wish the bitch a fast recovery.. she likes that shit.. when she's sober enough to read it. It will make her feel good.. oh.. no.. wait.. it's the pain killers and wine that are making her feel good... you guys just make her smile... oh wait.. that may be the pills and wine too..
Oh,, just do it cause it will make you feel good.. k.. nuff said..
Get well soon dear sister.. I hate carrying all the weight of the Royal Kingdom without you.. Your phone will be ringing if I get over whelmed.. and you know how you hate when your phone wakes you up from an awesome dream..
Love ya sister..