Lock up your sons
Lock up your whiskey cabinets
Girls lock up your guns
Lock up the beauty shop
No telling if they’ve heard the news
Call the boys downtown at Neiman Marcus
Tell ’em lock up them high-heeled shoes
When the Royals take a road trip
There ain’t no slap dab a-tellin’ what they’re gonna do
You heard right, you lucky bastards. The Royal Family is about to embark on another adventure...
Stay tuned for more details. The bus leaves at the end of the week!