The Royal Family Hits The High Seas

At the Hooker Convention last week, Queenie and I overheard someone talking about a cruise they had just been on. We heard there were many, many restaurants, themed entertainment nights, dozens of pools, fun activities and too many bars to count.

Well fuck, that sounded like heaven on earth, and honestly? That's as close as any of us bitches will ever get to heaven. Then we heard this...

IT'S ALL INCLUDED IN THE PRICE OF YOUR TICKET!

When The Queen heard that, she peed her pants, let out a slurred, "WOOHOO" and crab walked to the computer to buy our tickets.

That's right assholes, The Royals have commandeered a cruise ship. We set sail, heading to the warm, blue, Caribbean water to island hop and relax tomorrow.

Well, we hit the high seas tomorrow, providing someone is sober enough to make sure we get to the ship on time.

I was gone so long, this place is a sty! I'm hoping that someone will update my Royal Family links, change fonts, pretty up and clean this blog while I'm stoned outta my mind sleeping tonight. (HINT HINT)

Stay tuned, fuckers, you do NOT want to miss the royal christmas Cruise of 2011!