Welcome to my refurbished digs! It's pretty fucking amazeballs in here, huh?
It's so fucking awesome in here, I might just move out of the real world, and move right into here. (because really? the real world sucks big donkey balls right now) .
I could sit in here with a huge pan of brownies, and a stupid smile on my face while incessantly repeating, "Duuude! THIS IS SO FUCKING SAWEEET!".
Don't judge. If you were this gorgeous, you'd look at your stuff all day too. Not THAT stuff, perv!
I have to thank my incredibly smart/sweet/talented Niece. She is not only a busy Mom and wife, but she also took The Queen on vacation, committed murder on a playground, (or some such shit), dodged a tornado or two on the roadtrip home, and is constantly continuing her quest for world domination. I know, right? The kid is on fire! (in a good way).
Somewhere, in the midst if all that shit, she managed to hear me whining about my ratty wallpaper and designed some new artwork, made a new Dutch badge and even fluffed the godamn pillows in here!
Everything looks so pretty! ( DUUUUDE! SAWEEET!)
I heart her so much, I don't even mind that she shanghaied my pretty pink sparkly stilettos!
~~Until Next Time~~