Time Warner cable, I fucking hate you. One of your technitions dug into the ground at the house next door and severed the mother fucking underground cable lines on Monday, asscrack of dawn.
STILL waiting for the goddamn cable company for fix thier goddamn mistake. They say sometime today, so maybe sometime this evening I will be able to type a post.
Until then, send good liquor and emergency xanax supply pronto bitches!
GASP! No internet! How can the Dutchess order the good shit now? Will send you Xanax and the good alcohol to deal with this horrible predicament!
ReplyDeleteA piggy backer! Awesome!
ReplyDeleteWhy didn't the alligators take care of that dam cable guy? They must be fed too much!
ReplyDeleteYou should start growin' yer own weed so you've got a endless stash on hand. Have you not learned anything?
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