Niece Dame Skankypants (in training), Sweetie? the Royal Family never gets a hangover. We are just in-between drunk binges.
Dammit Sis! I've paid my dues, I'm old, my crowl jewel is broken, and my kick ass tongue is all I have. Please let me just bartend and recruit.
Oh hell, Middle child, I'm happy to be your hero, but you know what a jealous bitch CB is. Just tell her she is reaaly pretty and you admire her ability to swear like a trucker. She may forgive you.
MissC, Multi-talented doesn't even begin to cover it. HA! With a tongue like that, the Queen will be looking to recruit and pimp you out.
You can do all that at once, fuck me I am impressed and I tip my hat to you. But can you do all that while making a sandwich........not for me of course I don't need any "special sauce" in it" :)
I didn't know about that whole know tying thing.. you may be required to hit the streets again.. I think that is a marketable skill...
ReplyDeleteDon't tell C.B. but you may just be my new hero!!!!
ReplyDeleteLOVED THE LAST ONE!!! You put a whole new spin on multi talented!
ReplyDeleteI got the talented cherry tying tongue too!
Elizabeth, thanks bitch!
ReplyDeleteNiece Dame Skankypants (in training), Sweetie? the Royal Family never gets a hangover. We are just in-between drunk binges.
Dammit Sis! I've paid my dues, I'm old, my crowl jewel is broken, and my kick ass tongue is all I have. Please let me just bartend and recruit.
Oh hell, Middle child, I'm happy to be your hero, but you know what a jealous bitch CB is. Just tell her she is reaaly pretty and you admire her ability to swear like a trucker. She may forgive you.
MissC, Multi-talented doesn't even begin to cover it. HA! With a tongue like that, the Queen will be looking to recruit and pimp you out.
You can do all that at once, fuck me I am impressed and I tip my hat to you. But can you do all that while making a sandwich........not for me of course I don't need any "special sauce" in it" :)
ReplyDeletegiggle, snort! Not only am I intrigued by your cherry tying ability, I think you could make money off of a video of your multi-tasking.
ReplyDeleteLMAO! I love the last one!!!!
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