Sunday, October 10, 2010

No Bathtub, No Wine, and No Dutchess

THANK YOU FOR MY NEW BATHTUB BUTTON CB! YOU ARE SKANKTACULAR!!!!

Unfortunately, there will be no Drunken Reflections today. I know, I know. That makes you sad, disappointed, heartbroken, and on the verge of tears.

However, after spending most of the goddamn day in the Emergency Room, it has been determined that I, your Drunken Dutchess, am sicker than a fucking cheerleader on homecoming.

One trip to the pharmacy, a couple heavy duty pain killers, and a fever that refuses to go lower than 103.4, I bypassed the wine and bathtub and headed straight for the warm pajamas, a hot toddy and bed.

I will be back with Drunken Reflections next week, and as soon as I feel less like shit someone scraped off their shoe, and more like me, I will be back to your regularly scheduled daily posts.

Now, to prevent you from having to endure one more run-on sentence, I bid you farewell. Fuck you, I'm under the influence of pain killers and massive antibiotics, asshats. Farewell sounded like a good way to end this shitty drivel.

10 comments:

  1. The fuck are you in the ER for hoe????

    You better be alright... I fucking told the Princess not to slip you that shit last night!

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  2. Sister,, we tell em it's an illness but we both know the only disease that is gonna survive in our system is Alcoholism. They don't need to know that though..

    Here's some expensive wine... feel better soon...

    heart you long time..

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  3. Damn girl, you need to get feeling better. I can't believe that royalty had to go to the hospital. I'm thinking there needs to be a royal doctor.

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  4. Hope you are feeling better! I bet that that piece of shit bartender that The Queen fired had something to do with it.....

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  5. Hope you feel better soon. I miss your humor.

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  6. Damn and I actually did this today!
    Feel better soon!

    http://thismamashops.blogspot.com/2010/10/drunken-reflections-from-tub-1.html

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  7. Get to feeling better! I am so sad about no drunk bathtub stories. They make me pee my pants. Ok. Too much information there.

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