If you have ever been to Vegas and walked along the strip, you have encountered homeless looking people trying to hand you baseball card looking things. Those people won't take no for an answer, and if you try and walk away, they throw the fucking thing at you.
It's just better to take it, throw it on the ground with the other eleventy thousand already there and move along. The jail in Vegas is amusing, but not from behind the bars. Trust me on this.
All of the cards have naked girls on them with a star over their love box. Why a star? Why not a heart, a square, a smiley face or, (my personal suggestion), a Hello Kitty? Just sayin'.
Oh, and if you are one of those naked girls on the cards? Fucking stop it! I wear 5" heels in Vegas and need to keep my head down and watch where the fuck I'm going. With all of you on the ground looking up at me, I feel like I'm walking down the road of broken fucking dreams. Vegas isn't suppose to be depressing, goddamn it!
I would like to thank Wolf over at The S.N.A.F.U. report for this award.
Wolfie dear, you rock, and obviously, have great taste! I am giving it to The Royal Family and Staff.
I'm jet-lagged and I'm pretty sure my brain has turned to mush, so that's it for now kids.
No worries, I always found those discarded cards for the strip clubs rather amusing......kinda like a perverts version of baseball cards. Did you manage to see any shows while you were there?
ReplyDeleteWolf, the Duke wanted to see Carrot Top. Not my first choice, but I was pleasantly surprised, it was the funniest show I've seen in a while. We also saw "Defending The Caveman", and "Zumanity".
ReplyDeleteOMG! You got to see Carrot Top?! I would have loved to gone to that!
ReplyDeleteThose cards on the ground were actually looking up your skirt! They have little cameras on them! LMAO!
So.. do the homeless porn card holders make any money? Because if that's how it's done, I'm heading downtown to throw naked people at passers-by.
ReplyDeleteDid you find any playing cards? Ha, yes, bad Sex & The City reference. I know, you can expel me if you must. LOL xoxo
ReplyDeleteGlad you're back and not in some Las Vegas jail.
ReplyDeleteDame, if you ever get a chance, go see CT.
ReplyDeleteLady, I think they must make something, but I havr no idea.
Epiphany, HA! Have no fear, I happen to love SATC.
You & me both Mike.
Damn.. I came over to see what the hell is going on.. you are not updating on my blogroll and I was afraid you had stayed on vacation.. I know you love the warm weather..
ReplyDeleteCome by and see the shitzolliea crapsolia that Mike's wife is causing.. It's way tooooo funny..