That's right bitches. The Royal Family is going on a road trip this week.
summoned all of us to the castle today. I think she had too much gin, and possibly got into my special cookies. She was giddy, and that is never a good sign when it comes from the Queen.
Before you know it, she ordered me to corrupt our
and sent all other staff and royals home, pack a bag and then get on this...
is busy mapping out a route and we are hitting the dusty trail at first light....or Noon. What?! We are Royals and need
All of the Royals and Staff will be along on this road trip, and we will be bringing you our tales from the road.
Trust me, you DO NOT want to miss this. Click on the tab that says "Royal Family" to find links to all of us.