Wednesday, January 12, 2011

Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes

EDITED: BY ME A COUPLE TIMES BECAUSE OF TWISTY PANTIES AND GOOD GIN

It seems the kingdom has lost their collective fucking minds. I'm not linking up every goddamn post that explains the recent chaos. I suggest you look at the previous post, click on the Royal's individual blogs, and get caught up.

I have pretty much had ENOUGH. The bitching, the pressure, the name changes, people coming and fucking going, haters, trolls and stalkers have all pissed me the motherfucking hell off.

The Queen has got to be off her rocker if she thinks I'm taking over this crazy motherfucking kingdom! Contrary to popular belief, I will not be taking over for The Queen. Once she decided to leave, so did the rest of the fucking kingdom. No one consulted me AND? She sent the fucking crown to PWT!

Can you spell VIVA LA REVOLUTION?!!!!

This has been an interesting year. I have met a group of ladies I have become friends with. They are funny, sexy, strong, and always have each other's back. I have laughed harder, this year, than I have in a very long time. However, I am too goddamn old and tired to run this fucking joint.

However, when I choose to make you family, it is a conscious decision that I don't take lightly. I love hard, and forever.

Right now, my granny panties are all twisty and I just need to get higher than Willie Nelson on his tour bus after a show in Pot Stalk, Arkansas detach, rethink, regroup, and start a motherfucking revolution.

I'll be peeking in on you.

6 comments:

  1. Now that song is in my head. Great thanks! You have to take the kingdom over...if you don't who will?!? You don't want me in charge...business would go down...it'd be free love and weed for all!!!

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  2. good hell, I'm in on the revolution.

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  3. Tell me about it! I come off a drunken bender and find the Castle in shambles! WTF are they thinking??? I am so with you Dutchess!

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  4. Just don't peek in when I'm in the bed. That's my time!

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  5. Countess, I guess "Revolution" in your head has got to be better than having Tony Orlano & Dawn running amuck in your head singing "Tie A Yellow Ribbon". just sayin'

    Dazee..Viva la Revolution!

    Dame, you can head up the sneak attack.

    Babes, I lost my glasses, everything is a little blurry so it's all good.

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  6. CB, darling, I don't care who runs the Kingdom. You all can figure it out. Of course we are still a family. Just think of Q and I as advisors. Or just a couple of senile old ladies that can't get enough of the Early Bird Special at Denny's.

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