The Dutchess is not pleased, not pleased AT ALL.
Peons, minions, and even my fucking family, (except The Duke), forgot my goddamn 45th birthday last Friday.
WHAT THE HELL, PEOPLE!?
WHAT THE MOTHERFUCKING HELL???!!!
Before I kick some hooker ass, I'm declaring an emergency time out.
I'm heading to the closet with my IPad to watch Netflix, while consuming a pan full of brownies, and a bottle of tequila.
Too late to suck up now. Carry on, ass munchers,