So, I decided to park my ass, pop open the bubbly and drink every last drop.
Now I;m drunk, alone, and all I have to say is this...
YOU BITCHES KNOW I AM DIRECTIONALLY AND TECHNOLOGICALLY CHALLENGED!
NEXT TIME, LEAVE ME A GODDAMN TRAIL OF,
Happy motherfucking new year. If I don't get off this ship, I'm jumping the fuck over the railing and swimming home.