Hookers are everywhere, and having a grand old time. Some are enjoying the sun...
Some are karaoke-ing all night
Some are winning "Best Cruise Coconuts" contests
And some of those ho's are even learning new skills!
One poor hooker decided to play Titanic
Unfortunately, the bitch was so drunk, she fell overboard.
As for me, I couldn't find my goddamn room, so last night I
Oh fuck you, don't act like it's never happened to you!
Tonight is the Ship Scavenger Hunt, and there is no telling what we'll find! Stay tuned, assholes!
PS. Even though I love all of our hookers, I personally don't give a rat's ass who stays or who goes. HOWEVER, if you try and take the gin, the brownies, or my stilettos, I'll cut your ass.
oh fun. A scavenger hunt. Can't wait to hear all about that.
ReplyDeleteOMG you'll cutabitch.. I love it.. I bought you a little something in the gift shop. Put it up there in the corner.. Hope you can figure out how to use it since it doesn't have batteries. It uses you normal house key.. I wondered where you were last night.. I waited up a long time... finally passed out.. figured you either fell overboard..or was banging a cabana boy..
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